The One-Eyed Ghoul

  • when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss
  • when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

obtuse-juice:

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

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I *gif* CAN’T *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR *gif* ACCENT *gif*

littlemammal:

littlemammal:

6 selfies 2k14

not a guy, they/them

lazy-afternooner:

Once we were angels

beastloren:

Kim Hyuna - Title songs

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are you ready for red?

dave-and-karkat:

injuugakuen:

captainarlert:

Anime dads are the worst.

Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. 

Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. 

Um excuse me, Haruhi’s dad from OHSHC is fabulous so don’t hate.

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haruhi’s dad is literally the best dad ever okay

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

Red ?

jeambo:

"I occasionally have a human customer come into the shop. at that time I get exited...I can't explain it well but I'm pretty happy to have them."
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